Welcome

To my Wordplay web site, your window into my mind. Here you will find
my own personal ramblings to entertain and enlighten you. To titillate your
mind with thoughtful, amusing, and sometimes disturbing ideas. Words are
powerful tools we sometimes take for granted. We abuse them and misuse
them. So then this is my pedestal from which to carry on this grand tradition.

Wordplay web pages bring you thoughts and ideas from a mad man. Musings
into life and all its glory, along with the darker side as well. A mental trip down
the highway of life. Strap yourself in and enjoy the ride.

If you were really smart you would close your Browser right now
and run screaming from this room you are in. It will save you the trouble of
wasting any more time here. It may help preserve what little sanity you have left.
Get away from this devil in a box. It is not too late. YOU can be saved. As for
me, I am already doomed to spend eternity working on this damn web page.
Please get out while you still can.

  Disclaimer: No potato chips were harmed in the process of making this web page.